Sent back from the future to help you with your bankruptcy problems, the super-intelligent android known as the PFG-9000 is a staple of Chicago area television. He inspires fear in bill-collectors and confidence in those who seek to escape paying for things they received or agreed to pay for. He offers payment plans to fit every budget. You can even hire him for a Chapter 13 repayment plan with little or NO MONEY DOWN and can file your case within one day.
Despite having no emotions or facial expression, the PFG-9000, now known as Peter Francis Geraci, is loved the world around and idolized by young humans seeking his financial perfection. His origins are cloaked in shadow, but it is theorized that he was created by an evil scientist, who saught to create a world conquering war machine, but instead created a boring bankruptcy conquering machine. Despite being as anatomically incorrect as a Ken doll, he somehow has a wife and children, who in actuality may be robots as well.
PFG-9000 has never made a prank call, but serves as the motivation, inspiration, and messiah for the Prank Machine gang. It isn’t uncommon for them to roam the streets in their suits and ties, throwing up their secret sign and declaring their membership in the PFG CREW. Word to the mad phat bankruptcy killa yo.