What can be said about Cornelius le Singe? He claims to have come from the “desert” and to have been born in on December 11, 1863 or February 9, 19-something, depending on when you talk to him and how many “movin’ pictura’s” he has seen or made that day. Nobody really knows how old he is, just that he’s old enough to have his ears out grow disproportionate to his aging, shrinking head. Research into his background halted when the PM crew found that he somehow managed to wipe all official record of his existence, because of his need, as he claims, to prevent people from “blowing it up.” Whatever that means. Making numerous vague references to various films, especially to those in the 70′s based on foreign lands full of humanized animals, le Singe seemed to fit in perfectly with Prank Machine. The PM crew recruited him after visiting his farmer’s market shop dooly named ‘The Corn Hole,’ where he unconsciously demonstrated a strange talent for filtering out the bland and rotten kernels on corncobs. Although, he did seem very inept in figuring out why people kept saying, “no pun intended,” when making small talk during purchases. No matter… his filtering abilities were easily adapted to manipulating the auditory halariosity of Prank Machine after a only a little bit of coaching by Cockreng.