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Beginning January 26^th 2010

Enter Prank Machine Archives

(by: Constable Paterson MiGillicutti III and Mr. Manchester)

“There is a flaw in the love life of Inventor and Love Robot. It’s time to get a patent lawyer.”

TIME: 3:57

(by: Mr. Manchester and Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Sir Henry Klemchuck needs to discreetly have someone unlock the shackles from his man-toy.”

TIME: 2:01

(by: Lou Cifer)

“The callback… From Lou.”

TIME: 1:21

(by: Lou Cifer)

“In an evil plot to book a gig, the devil auditions over the phone.”

TIME: 2:15

(by: Lou Cifer)

“Jeremiah wore his hearing aid while taking a shower, now he is experiencing creepy interferences.”

TIME: 4:20

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Old-man-Watkins looks for his wife who travels under and assumed name.”

TIME: 2:01

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Old-man-Watkins calls for Jazz Guitar lessons and criticizes today’s commie music.”

TIME: 2:28

(by: F.I.C.)

“Fic fails again, in his second attempt to call up some random person and speak only binary.” *Listen to: First Call*

TIME: :17

(by: F.I.C.)

“Fic doesn’t usually try to make prank calls. He sticks to the business/technical side of it all. Listen to hear why.”

TIME: :21

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Old-man-Watkins calls a retirement home to escape his wife and family.”

TIME: 3:09

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins and Constable Paterson MiGillicutti III)

“More emphasis on the confusion that the broken echo gag can cause.”

TIME: :33

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Psychiatrist to the pervs needs an upbeat detailed message for his clinic.”

TIME: 3:02

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Watkins uses prank calling to find out if his character are believable.”

TIME: 2:30

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Pat tries to promote his side business while searching for a new job.”

TIME: 1:43

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“A wrong number can always become a goofy prank call.”

TIME: 1:43

(by: Lou Cifer)

“These days the devil has a hard time getting people to do what he wants.”

TIME: 2:36

(by: Gordon Xavier Higgins)

“An ad for a car becomes an ad for a lover.”

TIME: 1:30

(by: Voice Box Pete)

“Two aliens seek a human female escort.”

TIME: 2:51

(by: Dick Chafin)

“The complaint is simple: The food sucks. The customers are ugly.”

TIME: 2:13