(by: Gordon Xavier Higgins and Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“A double-booked room causes problems for a shady transaction.”

TIME: 1:49

(by: Voice Box Pete)

“Constable has installed VBP uses his laptop as dinner plate.”

TIME: 2:19

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Posing as psychic healer of some kind, Watkins actually gets a store manager to do weird shit with produce.”

TIME: 6:13

(by: Mr. Manchester and Lou Cifer)

“The only way to decide who the real number 1 is… Is to be determined by the outcome of a duel.”

TIME: 1:56

(by: Natasha Higgins)

“Is she a pervert or nymphomaniac? You decide.”

TIME: 1:27

(by: Lou Cifer)

“Lou attempts to collect a soul and they attempt to hang up on him.”

TIME: :53

(by: Natasha Higgins, Gordon Xavier Higgins, and Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“An entire family becomes belligerent when a mother’s bra can’t be found.”

TIME: 2:30

(by: Lou Cifer)

“Lou makes a reservation.”

TIME: 1:50

(by: Gordon Xavier Higgins)

“Even glassware helps Gordon take care of himself.”

TIME: :56

(by Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

I need something quick!

(by: Dick Chafin and Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Rod Roddy introduces his next contestant.”

TIME: 2:13

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins and Constable Paterson MiGillicutti III)

“The rules of this phone game: repeat.”

TIME: 3:00

(by: Constable Paterson MiGillicutti III)

“A popular meteorologist confuses everyone at the front desk of a hotel in the way he schedules his reservation.”

TIME: 3:05

(by: Mr. Manchester and Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“Mormons and Doughnut Shop Lady argue about Jesus.”

TIME: 3:44

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“A refrigeration mechanic who needs time to think stalls at inappropriate points during conversation.”

TIME: 3:37

(by: Voice Box Pete)

“Abductions are at an all time low as a creepy foulmouthed pimp thwarts the search for a willing female human escort.”

TIME: 7:22

(by: Voice Box Pete)

“Two alien brothers seeking Letterhead fall in love with a lonely complaint-line operator. This call features music.”

TIME: 7:24

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins and Constable Paterson MiGillicutti III)

“Introducing the broken echo gag.”

TIME: :43

(by: Dr. Jeremiah Watkins)

“The library needs the snow plowed out of the parking lot, on a warm summer night.”

TIME: 1:18